kerouacophy asked:
Top five favorite words!
Is it sad that I actually have a list of favourite words?
1. Apoplectic
2. Gargantuan
3. Twat (my most used insult)
4. Shan’t
5. Cockbite (another insult I’m fond of)
Honorable mention goes to ‘5-ever’.
One of the coolest Roundview teachers.
No, this is my mum, sandwiched between Dickens and Nabokov!
(Source: xtiandirige)
It was to long to send to your ask box.
Megan was walking along when all of a sudden this wierd girl came up to her. “Hai, mi nam iz Effy Dark’ness Dementia Raven Stonem, nd im tots goffik. cum b fit nd misteris wit me.”
“I’d rather not.” Megan was about to leave but Effy pulled out a wand and shouted “Crookshanks!” and suddenly, with no explaination at all, Megan was decked out in Hot Topic clothes, face covered in foundation and messy eyeliner.
“O wat wuz i finkn of curs il b goffik wit u Effy!!!11!!!! soz fr sayin noez b4!!!1!!!!1111!! letz go lztn 2 MCR (luv u gerard!!!) nd silt oor ristz!!!!”
Megan was suddenly all emo, she had been put under a curse by Effy!
“tht sondz gud. letz go smwhr els tho, 2 many prepz heer”
They were about to leave in Effy’s black MCR Mercedes, but Rich walked around the corner. He saw Megan wearing emo clothes and walking with Effy, and knew something was wrong. He had to cure her of this madness!
Rich played an epic metal bass solo (don’t ask how his bass came into the picture, this is My Immortal, logic isn’t a key feature.) and blasted Effy and her Mercedes away, and Megan’s Hot Topic clothes were replaced by her normal ones, and the world was saved from lack of plot and terrible spelling. Rich and Megan then became good friends and ate biscuits and were happy.
“If they say one more gross thing, I will do something drastic to get out of being godmother.” - Miranda (Season 2, Episode 2: “Before I Die”)
I’m going to have to do something intrinsically evil… Mein Kampf.
(Source: jjongsdinodick)
